BRO HOLE

HOW I SPENT MY FRIDAY:

me and mish try to get the internet to work at the library/go searching for wireless

only place with wireless is a 'taphouse' (white people slang for 'bar with expensive fries')

'writing article' turns into john frusciante youtube videos + fries + beer

funky bro holes/unicorn and walrus tattoos

more beer

go home to find dad using new amp

get pissed because dad is way way better than i remembered

get pissed-er because i almost thought i had gotten better than him finally/could out drink him finally

tall cans
tall cans
tall cans

hashbrowns

my cat is retarded

suddently realize i should probably get a job /life

tall cans

unemployment specialist

in between fistfighting my amp, drinking beer, trying to get a US work visa, and being the busiest unemployed person ever, i have squeezed out two more things for hearty. thanks go to mish for helping with editing/resizing.

here they be:

FREE FALLIN'

NOVELTY BLANKET REVOLUTION (ALL ABOUT FART BLANKETS!)



PS

MARRIAGE FARTS!!!!!

TAROT WIZ

tonight i accidentally destroyed my computer and now have lost pretty much every important song, piece of writing, photo of iseult, resume, tax return, and all the junk i'd transferred onto this laptop from age 17 onwards. everything from detox diaries written when i was an 18 year old skid to my last scanned photos of iseult dating back to the tenth grade, to the stuff i was gonna submit to hearty tomorrow morning.

of course facebook tarot is eerily accurate again. when i went to check my email, i thought to look to the wisdom of the facebook tarot wizard to see what tomorrow/this morning would have in store for me. well fuck. way to wave it in my face, tarot genie, you smug fucker.




Death
Transformation. Death of the old ways. Making way for new energy and revitalization. Time to look for a new path. Change in a relationship, job or long-standing belief. Possible new beginning or liberation. Time to let go of something and let it pass from your life. Change of mind. Outside influence will cause drastic change. Accept change or change will be thrust upon you. Grieving a loss or change. Rebirth.